An Improper Story

An Improper Story (An Indecent Story)
The Testicle brothers were trying to get their friend, Pea Niss, into Aunt Vagina’s, a local bar. The Testicles were allowed in. However, Pea Niss couldn’t get in Vagina’s because he was too small. Mr. Hands, a friend, tried to squeeze Pea Niss in such a way to increase his size. But they needed more than Hands to get him up to get him in.
“What we need is Big Dick!” One of the Testicles exclaimed. “He’ll help us get out Pea Niss into Vagina’s.”
The three went to Big Dick’s place to look him up. Big Dick’s lover Oral called up to him.
“Big Dick, there’s a Pea Niss and a couple of Testicles out here trying to get up to see you.”
“Break out a six pack, Oral.” Big Dick replied. “As soon as I get up, I’ll get down.”
The Testicles and Pea Niss addressed Big Dick with the problem.
Big Dick said that it was easy for him to get into Vagina’s.
“But you don’t want to rub the wrong way or else it will be hard.” Big Dick said.
“Let’s go to Vagina’s and you let me handle it.”
So, Big Dick, Pea Niss, and the Testicles came near Vagina’s. Big Dick stuck little Pea Niss inside his coat so he couldn’t be seen.
Aunt Vagina was at the front door. She saw Big Dick and the Testicles coming toward her. But she didn’t see that Pea Niss was coming, so she decided to let them enter.
Big Dick appeared to be foaming at the mouth. “Good evening!” He said as he entered Vagina’s. “I really love coming into your place.”
“Oh, thank you, dear.” Vagina chimed. “I see your lips appear very frothy. Would you like me to wipe you off?”
“Thanks, Vagina. You can whack me off anytime.” Big Dick replied. “I always come to you for what I need.”
Vagina started wiping away the foam from Big Dick’s mouth. She didn’t notice the movements of Pea Niss in her place.
Meanwhile, the Testicles had found a spot near the door way of Vagina’s place.
“Come on! Come on!” They goaded Big Dick. “We’ve made it inside. So come over here and enjoy yourself!”
Big Dick managed to find a spot. Little pea Niss slipped out of his coat and snickered about being able to sneak into Vagina’s.
He roared as he bought them a round. “I couldn’t have come without my friends, Big Dick and the Testicles!”


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